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I am a girl/woman/human who has random thoughts. Sometimes you can find me here rambling, other times i might have useful stuff to say. For the most part, my friends and family can see what I might be up to in the days events. Or, for sake of sakes, its all made up... only i know.. and MAYBE a select few of you! Either way~ I am an American living in Australia. Oh, and any photo you see on this blog IS NOT FOR YOUR USE. If I have taken the photo myself or have permission to use it, YOU CAN NOT USE IT FOR YOURSELF. So be warned... and just dont use my damn photos.

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Monday, August 18, 2008

It is so hard to keep your mouth shut somedays

So, heres a few useful thoughts that have wandered about in my head today. I have tried really hard to NOT say them aloud:

  • I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
  • You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
  • I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  • Who me? I just wander from room to room.
  • At what point did you take that stink and turn it from a fart to a thought? Either way, it friggn stinks of stupid!
  • Are you kidding? Am I on Candid Camera?
  • NOW you want to listen to me? Its a bit late for that dont you believe?
  • I am sorry, I can only help 1 stupid person a day. I have already filled my quota when I arrived here. Please check back tomorrow.
  • I am sure someones watching me and laughing at my facial expression...this cant be real. People cant be this dumb, can they?
  • Gawd, is it time to go yet?

I am highly looking forward to leaving my current environment for the day. I have great plans tonight, and am so looking forward to being around someone who can make me smile and not act like an idiot. Ah...that sounds so refreshing!

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