I have a fear of bugs. Insects. Crawly Things. Hate em.
So, this morning ate work I open the bathroom door, and with the usual caution I do a quick scan of the room. I have this fear of a snake being in there on day.. and theres no where to run... my fear isnt that far-fetched. We have had snakes in the factory, and one in the office. Which is ONE too many for my liking.
So, after a quick scan of the room, all seems fine... Im busting to pee... and then I notice a GIANT BLOODY COCKROACH on the wall right across from the toilet. And, from previous experience, peeing in this bathroom with a cockroach is not a good thing. I panic, I freak, and make a bunch of noise trying to finish my business without a mess, and in a quick pain like fashion get my pants back up and all that stuff...all while the cockroach is making its way straight towards me.
The result of today??? Im not peeing at work. Only 5 more hours to go with a full bladder. Umpf. Oh, and I should mention that I would take a photo of the damn thing, but my camera isnt with me today. But, its almost as big as my hand... not palm.. not finger... HAND.
Fuck that if Im peeing in there today. And come Monday, Im going to look good and hard to see if its still there then.
- InALittleMinute
- I am a girl/woman/human who has random thoughts. Sometimes you can find me here rambling, other times i might have useful stuff to say. For the most part, my friends and family can see what I might be up to in the days events. Or, for sake of sakes, its all made up... only i know.. and MAYBE a select few of you! Either way~ I am an American living in Australia. Oh, and any photo you see on this blog IS NOT FOR YOUR USE. If I have taken the photo myself or have permission to use it, YOU CAN NOT USE IT FOR YOURSELF. So be warned... and just dont use my damn photos.
3 comments:
http://www.amazon.com/Go-Girl-Female-Urination-Lavender/dp/B003BEDUS6
Problem solved!
Jez ~ Im not sure if I want to know why you know these are available.. but it would really solve the problem!
I raced home to pee... almost busted my pants!
I'm sorry to laugh - but I AM LAUGHING!!! :) I remember when a cockroach ran in front of me for the first time while I was peeing. omgosh - I jumped - and let's just say - the experience scarred me for life. I can totally understand why you refused to pee in there!!! :)
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