- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- Who me? I just wander from room to room.
- At what point did you take that stink and turn it from a fart to a thought? Either way, it friggn stinks of stupid!
- Are you kidding? Am I on Candid Camera?
- NOW you want to listen to me? Its a bit late for that dont you believe?
- I am sorry, I can only help 1 stupid person a day. I have already filled my quota when I arrived here. Please check back tomorrow.
- I am sure someones watching me and laughing at my facial expression...this cant be real. People cant be this dumb, can they?
- Gawd, is it time to go yet?
I am highly looking forward to leaving my current environment for the day. I have great plans tonight, and am so looking forward to being around someone who can make me smile and not act like an idiot. Ah...that sounds so refreshing!
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